Welcome to the Kill Vampire Lincoln Productions official store. In addition to our logo T-shirt, stickers, and brandy snifters, we offer two DVDs for sale - both come packed with special features and make great gifts! All prices listed below include sales tax.
Vampire Lincoln Stickers
Vampire Lincoln Brandy Snifters
Vampire Lincoln GLOW IN THE DARK T-Shirts!
The T-Shirt is just our Vampire Lincoln bat wings logo, but it GLOWS IN THE DARK!
Vampire Lincoln Bumper Stickers (FREE shipping!!)
$16 + Shipping and Handling
This is what they look like in real life.
||Don't see your size? Email us at killvampirelincoln [at] gmail.com to let us know - if there's enough interest, we can always have more printed!
We also have some brown shirts available with the same glowing logo - email us if you're interested in purchasing, and we can set something up!
Our logo bumper stickers look great on bumpers (obviously), laptops, bike helmets and more! These stickers are 4" x 6". For more than 10, please contact us directly at killvampirelincoln [at] gmail [dot] com.
Purchase ONCE UPON A TIME IN 1972 (*BRAND NEW*)
$3.00 for 1 / $5.00 for 2 (FREE SHIPPING!)
Purchase THE TRANSIENT
|"Once Upon a Time in 1972" is a transistorpunk-sci-fi-period piece, and the newest project we have in distribution! Formerly only available in person or at conventions, each DVD of this limited edition release has been hand-packed in a 5 1/4 inch floppy diskette.
The movie is a 13-minute short, featuring robots, vacuum tubes, scientist heroes, and adventure! The DVD also features behind the scenes and blooper reels, FIVE cast and crew commentaries, and a few other shorts! We are selling this edition specifically to help fund a sequel/continuation of the story. Check out the trailer HERE.
$10.00 + Shipping and Handling
Purchase THE UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS VS A MUMMY
|The Transient is the story of a Homeless man and his caseworker trying to stop Vampire Abraham Lincoln from sucking the blood of four score and seven virgins. The professionally duplicated and shrinkwrapped DVD includes over 80 minutes of supernatural short films including and a ton of other great extra material -including cast commentaries, deleted stuff, and behind the scenes movies. Perfect for any fan of history and horror movies!
$11.99 + Shipping and Handling
SPECIAL OFFER TWO PACK:
|The professionally replicated and shrinkwrapped DVD includes the feature film and tons of bonus content! Completed in 2006, UIUCvAM is a cult classic horror-comedy-musical that has been screened to thousands of students on the U of I campus over the past several years. The movie('s box) has even been mentioned by film critic Roger Ebert!
$11.99 + Shipping and Handling
$20.00 + Shipping and Handling. Buy both films and save!
Vampire Lincoln Brandy Snifters!
|The classiest way to drink any beverage! Makes a great gift for any Lincoln (or vampire?) fan! (Sorry the price is kind of awful - we're working on ways to make it cheaper in the future, but we lose money if we sell it for any less! *sadface*)
$30.00 (INCLUDES Shipping and Handling!)
Coming soon(?): Pint glasses!
Thank you for supporting independent film (in general) and our future projects (in particular).
Click HERE to return to the Transient movie page!